Global Warming Unearths Ancient Dragon
By Rick Pearcey • January 31, 2009, 11:55 PM
The cable channel Sci Fi bravely aired tonight an "original movie" titled Wyvern.
This creature feature features the following terrifying plot: "When global warming unearths an ancient dragon, a small Alaskan town will be destroyed, unless . . ." You'll have to figure out the rest.
But why call this broadcast brave?
Because it dares to link ancient dragons and global warming, thereby raising in the mind of every school boy and girl a simple question: What's more mythical, ancient dragons or global warming?
I guess they're right about Sci Fi Saturday: "The Most Dangerous Night on Television."
