Rob Shimshock reports at the Daily Caller:

Students from one Iowan high school recently apologized to the principal of another Iowan high school when people found their choice of red, white and blue attire offensive.

Supporters of the Des Moines North High School basketball team, many of whose players are from refugee families, were offended when fans of Valley High School's basketball team wore red, white and blue last week,  the College Fix reports.

"This is an example of BLATANT racism," said Ty Leggett, a Valley High School alum, on the Valley High School -- WDMCS Facebook page. "ALL participating should have been pulled and banned from ALL VHS extracurricular events for the remainder of the year! As a parent, I'd be mortified that my son or daughter thought this way, acted in this fashion and refrained from taking a stand against this 21st century inexcusable behavior!"

You can read the rest of what, apparently, is not a fake news story here.

Let's be clear: Any American-occupying high school student, teacher, principal, parent, coach or staff member who thinks the mere wearing U.S. flag colors is offensive or racist is offically now flunked out of the United States. There's a bonus: If you can't figure out why you've flunked out, expect to pay $1776.00 in reparations on your way out of the country.

In addition, any person inside the borders of the United States who apologizes or in any other manner cowers in the face of such drop-dead stupidity is also now officially flunked out of the United States of America. And if you too cannot figure out why you've flunked out, expect also to pay $1776.00 in reparations on your way out of the country.

Thank you. And have a good day.